Well, I'm putting my hand up as an innocent because I was laughing-with-proxy-mortification at the smelly socks rather than annoyingly skinny flat-stomached perky-boobed teenage wenches (I'm loving the maturity that comes with being thirty, btw).
The reins and leash are adorable (almost as good as the bear suit Sam used to have!) but I do think you should have some strong elastic added to the leash, purely for comic effect. I'm also hoping that his current bad mood aren't at all attributable to me dropping him on his head on Saturday....
love and bouncing boys...
-rachel