HA! I didn't even think of that possibility. I just thought he was smirking at my dirty socks! Seriously, how naive can I be? I wish I was a randy kinky lesbian stalker, it would be slightly less embarrassing than being someone who doesn't spot security guards getting their "naughty jollies* over the fact that I might be...
Re: You don't own a telescope, do you? They may to confiscate it for evidence...
I've confused myself.